2.16.2011

Sucks to be an Egytian sheep.

This is what the Lord, the God of the Hebrews, says: "Let my people go, so that they may worship me."  If you refuse to let them go and continue to hold them back, the hand of the Lord will bring a terrible plague on your livestock in the field—on your horses, donkeys and camels and on your cattle, sheep and goats. But the Lord will make a distinction between the livestock of Israel and that of Egypt, so that no animal belonging to the Israelites will die.'" Exodus 9:1-4

Listening in on an Egyptian lamb: "Shalom God. How goes it? No. No. I'm a Jewish lamb, really! Well, I'm off to temple, catch you later. Baahhhhhhh."





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