"By what authority are you doing these things?" they asked. "And who gave you authority to do this?" Mark 11:28 Jesus said, "Neither will I tell you by what authority I am doing these things." Mark 11:33
Dear Jesus,
Just imagine the billions of people burning in hell that might have been saved had you just answered the question less dick-ishly. Perhaps words like the following might have helped, "My authority stems from the fact that I am actually GOD! I sent myself here as a man to save you ALL. And to prove it, I will turn you all into frogs for a few minutes...POOF!"
Next time you decide to intervene here in the Middle East, perhaps you could be more precise in your messaging to avoid millennia of confusion.
Sincerely,
Confused Humans
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