Incest is best.

"Last night I slept with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father." So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. Genesis 19:34-35

* You can almost hear the banjo music echo from the cave as Lot’s daughters rape him, perhaps a defiant act after he offered them to the horny mob.

Family first!

Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof." Genesis 19:6-8

* And Lot was the guy that God liked in that town.

The world’s first welcoming committee.

Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house. They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." Genesis 19:4-5

* Unbeknownst to the men of Sodom was the fact that the men they wanted to rape happened to be angels. Talk about awkward.