Showing posts with label Satan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satan. Show all posts

6.03.2011

When Satan gets out on parole he'll go right back to a life of crime. Bank on it.

When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison and will go out to deceive the nations in the four corners of the earth—Gog and Magog—and to gather them for battle. Revelation 20:7


Quick, ready the bat signal.
Be ready, Batman. Satan is almost as mean as the Penguin.

3.19.2011

Like any decent Hollywood script, the villain is introduced.

At once the Spirit sent him out into the wilderness, and he was in the wilderness forty days, being tempted by Satan. He was with the wild animals, and angels attended him. Mark 1:12-13
Immediately after learning about his real father and his divinity, Jesus was beamed out to the desert to confront a Dr. Evil-esq villain. Mind you, Jesus (God) created this villain, and being omniscient and omnipotent, Jesus had the ability to fart the villain out of existence—certainly Jesus was powerful enough to somehow withstand the villain's devious powers of persuasion.

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