HEY GOD! Stop killing everyone! And have a little respect for young girls!

The Lord said to Moses, "Take vengeance on the Midianites for the Israelites. After that, you will be gathered to your people." Numbers 31: 1-2  

They fought against Midian, as the Lord commanded Moses, and killed every man. Numbers 31:7

Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man. Numbers 31: 17-18
Not to beat a dead horse, but, again, we find the Lord ordering one group of human beings to slaughter another group of human beings (the adult men). But it's the secondary slaughter of the boys and the women (that have allowed themselves to be soiled) that shows the glory of the GOOD BOOK. As usual, in the Bible, young, hot, virgin girls are the most cherished prizes of the kill and become the possessions of the conquerors (one might wonder as to the lifespan of said virginity post-kidnapping). Damn this book warms the heart.