Stay away from the light!

While Jesus was still speaking, some people came from the house of Jairus, the synagogue leader. "Your daughter is dead," they said. "Why bother the teacher anymore?" Mark 5:35

He took her by the hand and said to her, "Talitha koum!" (which means "Little girl, I say to you, get up!"). Immediately the girl stood up and began to walk around (she was twelve years old). At this they were completely astonished. He gave strict orders not to let anyone know about this... Mark 5: 41-43

1) Over-analizing this made-up story is silly, but let's do it anyway.
2) One of the "proofs" that Jesus is God, is that Jesus was resurrected. Does that makes Jairus' daughter God, too?
3) It's a shame that the FIRST resurrected person in the world doesn't even have her named mentioned in the Bible. She could have been a STAR.
4) It's a shame that Jesus put a gag order on the event (like he does so often), it would have been nice to have some quotes from the resurrected girl about what happens when you die.
5) The whole story is bullshit, even Jesus said so in Mark 5:39, "The child is not dead but asleep." People only come back from the dead in cheesy movies and opportunistic books.