Adam dooms all “men.”

The man said, "The woman you put here with me—she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it." Genesis 3:12

* Thus setting the stage for naked women to control men for thousands of years to come. Not much to argue with here.

And for my next trick...

So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man's ribs and then closed up the place with flesh. Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man. Genesis 2:21-22

* If God had any showmanship, he would have performed this gag in front of a packed house in Vegas.