Showing posts with label Circumcision. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Circumcision. Show all posts

2.15.2011

The Bible defines marriage, again?

We will enter into an agreement with you on one condition only: that you become like us by circumcising all your males. Then we will give you our daughters and take your daughters for ourselves. Genesis 34:15-16


What's left to write other than the Bible is clearly perfect and in no way harmful to women or foreskin?

2.11.2011

It’s never too late.

Abraham was ninety-nine years old when he was circumcised. Genesis 17:24

Though, it was so wrinkled you could hardly tell the difference.

Couldn’t we all just carry ID cards?

Any uncircumcised male, who has not been circumcised in the flesh, will be cut off from his people; he has broken my covenant. Genesis 17:14

To be fair, circumcises penises do have more personality. Why God has such disdain for foreskin remains a mystery. Is it really so bad to have a covered wagon?
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