Showing posts with label Superstition. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Superstition. Show all posts

3.07.2011

God is a sexist pig that's skeeved by vaginal bleeding.

The Lord said to Moses, "Say to the Israelites: 'A woman who becomes pregnant and gives birth to a son will be ceremonially unclean for seven days, just as she is unclean during her monthly period ... Then the woman must wait thirty-three days to be purified from her bleeding ... If she gives birth to a daughter, for two weeks the woman will be unclean, as during her period. Then she must wait sixty-six days to be purified from her bleeding."  Leviticus 12: 1-2, 4, 5

Can you say, "paranoid, superstitious men in charge of women's bodies?"

3.02.2011

North Side Records presents....

You are to slaughter it [sheep or goat] at the north side of the altar before the Lord, and Aaron's sons the priests shall splash its blood against the sides of the altar. Leviticus 1:11


With so much "burnt offering" instruction to choose from, this just seems particularly fun for the kids.
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