Showing posts with label Passover. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Passover. Show all posts

2.22.2011

Feed the slaves, not the temps.

The lord said to Moses and Aaron, "These are the regulations for the Passover meal:
"No foreigner may eat it. Any slave you have bought may eat it after you have circumcised him, but a temporary resident or a hired worker may not eat it. Exodus 12:43-45

And we wonder why unions emerged.

Kill. Kill. Kill.

Pharaoh and all his officials and all the Egyptians got up during the night, and there was loud wailing in Egypt, for there was not a house without someone dead. Exodus 12:30

Yahweh: the divine terminator.

2.21.2011

Zeus is in deep do-do.

"On that same night I will pass through Egypt and strike down every firstborn of both people and animals, and I will bring judgment on all the gods of Egypt. Exodus 12:12

After that, God wrought hell on garden nymphs and boogie monsters.
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