Family first!

Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof." Genesis 19:6-8

* And Lot was the guy that God liked in that town.

The world’s first welcoming committee.

Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house. They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." Genesis 19:4-5

* Unbeknownst to the men of Sodom was the fact that the men they wanted to rape happened to be angels. Talk about awkward.

More stuff God should probably already know.

Then the Lord said, "The outcry against Sodom and Gomorrah is so great and their sin so grievous that I will go down and see if what they have done is as bad as the outcry that has reached me. If not, I will know. Genesis 18:20-21

* God must have really struggled with omniscience in deity school. Remember, God is ALL-knowing. Couldn’t he just peak through the clouds to check out the action?